Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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