I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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