She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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