Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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