You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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