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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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