After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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