I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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