he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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