Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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