Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.