It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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