Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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