I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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