..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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