Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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