I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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