I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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