this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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