Kareoke will never be a sober sport
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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