kristin has been a bad kristin
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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