More tranny stories later!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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