coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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