That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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