Christians are straight up FREAKS
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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