i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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