Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
