We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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