so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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