I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Houston, we have a blender
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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