I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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