i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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