Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also, beer. Big fan.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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