WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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