I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Never let your siblings swipe right.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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