Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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