We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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