As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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