so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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