just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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