So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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