Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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