I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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