Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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