im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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