he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How does it feel to date your dad?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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