I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wakey wakey hands off snakey
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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