The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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