did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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