I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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