ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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