New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
love makes seman taste better
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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