My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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