Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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