Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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