All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
