I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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