Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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